Now... Submit a sketch
Make sure you read our rules before you start sending us your material...
1. Download the template(s) below
2. Write your name and email address plus twitter username (if you have one) at the bottom of the document
3. Write in your sketches or one-liners
4. Attach your sketches or one-liners in an email and send to: newsjacksubmissions@bbc.co.uk(You will NOT receive an auto-response confirmation from newsjacksubmissions@bbc.co.uk. However, if you do not get an "undelivered message" back, then we have received it. Thanks.)
Templates:
http://downloads.bbc.co.uk/radio4/newsjack/ONELINERS_RENAME_THIS_FILE_WITH_YOUR_NAME.rtf
http://downloads.bbc.co.uk/radio4/newsjack/SKETCHES_RENAME_THIS_FILE_WITH_YOUR_NAME_AND_SKETCH_TITLE.RTF
(These are .rtf files - compatible with both MAC and PC, if you’re having trouble opening it please try opening in another programme. Please do not send in a pdf of your submission.)
Example:
http://downloads.bbc.co.uk/radio4/newsjack/Robin_Morgan_Sexist_Space_EXAMPLE.pdf
(This is an example of what a formatted sketch looks like - Arial 12pt, double line spacing, indentation hanging by 4cm. If you are having real problems with the template above please just get your sketch looking as close to this as possible)
Deadlines:
Submissions open: Thursday 19 January
Sketches: Noon Monday 23 January
One-Liners: Noon Tuesday 24 January
Then at the same times each week, for 5 weeks.
Submissions after these times will NOT be read.
Sketch Guidelines:
Please write an introduction for each sketch, clearly outlining the news story that it's from and setting up the sketch for clarity.
Each episode will have the following sections. The show will contain a maximum of three sketches in each section.
Arts & Entertainment
Business & Economy
Politics
Science & Technology
Sport
World News
Please think outside the box - delve deep for stories you find fun/interesting.
Sketch limit per episode: two sketches per person
One-liner guidelines:
Each episode will contain one-liners in the following forms ONLY:
Breaking News
A one-liner ideally linked to a current news story.
e.g. Obama gives interview to Buzzfeed. What happened next will warm your heart.
Number Crunching (replaces Viewsjack)
That's right, Viewjack is out and Number Crunching is in. This breaks down the weeks news into a series of funny statistics. Coming at the end of the show it will use numbers to illuminate the big issues…
The format is very simple – the first statistic is the set up and the second is the punchline. We envisage this as a great way of finding different angles and stories for the show, so think imaginatively (and topically)!
Examples:
4: days per week Nigel Farage’s new radio show is on the air.
0: days per week Nigel Farage will turn up to work.
Over one quarter – the number of Parisians who have group sex.
Over three quarters – the number of Londoners who have Groupon.
24: hours the tube lines were closed due to industrial action.
58 million: people who don’t live in London who couldn’t care less.
4: hours the NHS guarantees you will be seen in A&E.
4: the number of letters Jeremy Hunt believes are in “A&E”.
1: number of times Boris Johnson has met with Donald Trump’s advisors.
16: number of times Boris Johnson insisted he wasn’t the UK’s Donald Trump Tribute Act.
10: years since the launch of the iPhone.
10: minutes my current iPhone battery lasts.
One-liner limit per episode: six one-liners per person (3 breaking news, 3 number crunching).
Fees:
There is a flat fee for all non-commissioned material (regardless of the writer's previous experience):
£43.00 per min for sketch
£21.50 per 30 seconds for sketch
£21.50 per one-liner
This fee will be for taking all rights in the work on a non-exclusive basis.
2. Write your name and email address plus twitter username (if you have one) at the bottom of the document
3. Write in your sketches or one-liners
4. Attach your sketches or one-liners in an email and send to: newsjacksubmissions@bbc.co.uk(You will NOT receive an auto-response confirmation from newsjacksubmissions@bbc.co.uk. However, if you do not get an "undelivered message" back, then we have received it. Thanks.)
Templates:
http://downloads.bbc.co.uk/radio4/newsjack/ONELINERS_RENAME_THIS_FILE_WITH_YOUR_NAME.rtf
http://downloads.bbc.co.uk/radio4/newsjack/SKETCHES_RENAME_THIS_FILE_WITH_YOUR_NAME_AND_SKETCH_TITLE.RTF
(These are .rtf files - compatible with both MAC and PC, if you’re having trouble opening it please try opening in another programme. Please do not send in a pdf of your submission.)
Example:
http://downloads.bbc.co.uk/radio4/newsjack/Robin_Morgan_Sexist_Space_EXAMPLE.pdf
(This is an example of what a formatted sketch looks like - Arial 12pt, double line spacing, indentation hanging by 4cm. If you are having real problems with the template above please just get your sketch looking as close to this as possible)
Deadlines:
Submissions open: Thursday 19 January
Sketches: Noon Monday 23 January
One-Liners: Noon Tuesday 24 January
Then at the same times each week, for 5 weeks.
Submissions after these times will NOT be read.
Sketch Guidelines:
Please write an introduction for each sketch, clearly outlining the news story that it's from and setting up the sketch for clarity.
Each episode will have the following sections. The show will contain a maximum of three sketches in each section.
Arts & Entertainment
Business & Economy
Politics
Science & Technology
Sport
World News
Please think outside the box - delve deep for stories you find fun/interesting.
Sketch limit per episode: two sketches per person
One-liner guidelines:
Each episode will contain one-liners in the following forms ONLY:
Breaking News
A one-liner ideally linked to a current news story.
e.g. Obama gives interview to Buzzfeed. What happened next will warm your heart.
Number Crunching (replaces Viewsjack)
That's right, Viewjack is out and Number Crunching is in. This breaks down the weeks news into a series of funny statistics. Coming at the end of the show it will use numbers to illuminate the big issues…
The format is very simple – the first statistic is the set up and the second is the punchline. We envisage this as a great way of finding different angles and stories for the show, so think imaginatively (and topically)!
Examples:
4: days per week Nigel Farage’s new radio show is on the air.
0: days per week Nigel Farage will turn up to work.
Over one quarter – the number of Parisians who have group sex.
Over three quarters – the number of Londoners who have Groupon.
24: hours the tube lines were closed due to industrial action.
58 million: people who don’t live in London who couldn’t care less.
4: hours the NHS guarantees you will be seen in A&E.
4: the number of letters Jeremy Hunt believes are in “A&E”.
1: number of times Boris Johnson has met with Donald Trump’s advisors.
16: number of times Boris Johnson insisted he wasn’t the UK’s Donald Trump Tribute Act.
10: years since the launch of the iPhone.
10: minutes my current iPhone battery lasts.
One-liner limit per episode: six one-liners per person (3 breaking news, 3 number crunching).
Fees:
There is a flat fee for all non-commissioned material (regardless of the writer's previous experience):
£43.00 per min for sketch
£21.50 per 30 seconds for sketch
£21.50 per one-liner
This fee will be for taking all rights in the work on a non-exclusive basis.